Sunday, March 23, 2008

God Does Not Want Miles to Have Sex, However the Universe is On His Side

As a firm believer in the principle of "everything happens for a reason," I can't help but feel that there is a strategy that the Higher Powers (e.g., God, Bhudda, Krishna, Ra, Mohammed, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, Zeus) have for my destiny.

Right now, a burlesque dancer named Satan's Angel is going to show me how to make pasties.

I love my life. The universe is on my side, and I do have faith.

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